House parties are dying. The data is real, the stats are wild, and somehow Romain is the one mad about it. In this episode, Romain tasks Simon and Jesse with figuring out why nobody throws parties anymore — and more importantly, how to bring them back. The gang gets into the liking gap (why we're all secretly waiting for someone else to make the move), why LA kills the vibe by 11pm, whether the dinner party even counts, and the deeply underrated case for the adult sleepover. There's a strong argument that cleaning brands should be sponsoring house parties, that alcohol companies should be running party PSAs, and that the real problem isn't that parties are hard — it's that Instagram made us think they are. It's a conversation about loneliness, lowering the bar, and why all you really need is good people and a couple of pizzas. Check it out!